So there I was, this morning, lying on the dentist's chair. Talking to my very nice dentist about what I'd been doing since I saw him. Screenwriting, mainly.
"Screenwriting, eh?" he said unto me. "How does that work, then? Do you write the action stuff, like 'He walks through the door'?"
At this point, I wrestled him to the ground, grabbed a drill and intoned, "Is it safe? Is it safe? Is it? Is it?", entirely ignoring his terrified shrieks.