Hello you!
GOD I LOVE YOUR FACE.
A good working year, 2012.
Broadly speaking, it was the year in which I tiptoed away from previously established
franchises like Doctor Who and began to carve my own furrows, while
continuing to collaborate with others on new things.
Even the most pro-active writer spends the majority of their
time playing a big waiting game, which is only natural but can be
frustrating. By building their own mini
empire, the writer can gain full control over at least one aspect of their
career. I don’t know if that empire
should wholly consume the writer’s time, but I certainly dipped a foot into Kindle waters this year to see how that felt. At the same time, I continued to make headway
in TV and film. Here are 10 slices of my 2012...
You wait decades to have a film out with your name attached,
then two come along at once. July 9 saw
the UK DVD release of Stormhouse, the horror feature which I wrote and
executive produced. Interestingly for a
British film, it had already been released on US DVD via Lionsgate in February
(and Lionsgate’s
trailer
for the movie is definitely one of my highlights of the year, heading for a
quarter of a million views.) Censorship
fans will be interested to hear that the two releases differ by literally one
second, as the UK version is missing the c-word. Not our decision, but very much the distributor’s
prerogative in order to gain a ‘15’ certificate as opposed to an ‘18’.
Later that month, The Man Inside enjoyed a Leicester Square
premiere and a run in UK cinemas. I script-edited
this urban drama thriller, which was very much the brainchild of
writer/director Dan Turner. Boasting a very
strong cast in Peter Mullan (who helped provide one of my British TV highlights
of 2012 with Channel 4’s heartbreakingly uncompromising The Fear), Michelle Ryan, David Harewood and Ashley ‘Bashy’
Thomas, it is released for home cinema
today. Take a look at
the DVD and
the Blu Ray at Amazon UK, I says atcha.
2) NEW TV THING
In March, I met one of my favourite TV scriptwriters for an hour. While that meeting was outwardly relaxed enough, there was the very obvious subtext of whether I could throw viable TV series ideas his way. Forty-five minutes in, when nothing had made his eyes light up, I was starting to sweat. Finally, 10 minutes from the end, I mentioned something which did the job. Since then, we've been collaborating on the idea which now exists in development as a co-written pilot script. This has, without question, been one of my favourite experiences of 2012. Let's hope it goes the distance in 2013.
3) EVIL EYE
My latest spec feature script is a horror beast called, you guessed it, Evil Eye. I polished it off this year and look forward to my agent Matthew Dench sending it around in 2013. It's my favourite feature script of mine: a nasty and supernatural affair, so will be crossing fingers for it.
During the Summer, I decided to see how the whole Kindle 'indie publishing' thing worked. I wrote a 25,000-word novella called Beast In The Basement, based on an old TV spec script Happy Ever After. I was pleased to discover that it worked better in prose: for me, prose's real USP is its ability to take the reader right inside character's heads in a very direct and immersive way, and that's what I wanted to do with Beast, using the present-tense first-person virtually throughout.
Caroline Fish's wonderful book cover was such a classy finishing touch. In case you were wondering, that demonic thing on the cover is an actual 3D, physical paper model, with the book's title repeatedly typed upon it. My love for it is unconfined.
Thanks to the magic of Twitter, Beast also opened doors at a traditional publishing company: an opportunity which I'll be investigating further in 2013.
5) A SINCERE WARNING ABOUT THE ENTITY IN YOUR HOME
Beast In The Basement came out fighting in September. The following month, I released this 10,000-word short story. This was perhaps unwise in terms of timing, coming so soon after Beast, but sometimes evil just needs to get out. One of the questions people often asked about Beast, before reading it, was "How scary is it?". I found that question quite hard to answer without spoiling the story (part of me suspects that Beast's old-school horror title has perhaps put off suspense-thriller readers, for instance, who might otherwise enjoy it.)
With A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home, I wanted to write something which might justify me answering that same question with "Yeah, it's scary". Or at least I hope it is. The feedback has certainly suggested as much. Whereas Beast was about things like personal responsibility, censorship, hypocrisy and revenge, A Sincere Warning... is a ghost story, pure and simple. I don't believe stories always have to be about Big Things. No doubt there are a couple of themes floating about in there, but they're most likely highly unpleasant. Because I wanted the artwork to be simple and lo-fi, reflecting the story's assumed form, I created the cover myself with design help from John Higgs. That was quite the morning, sitting there cutting letters out of a newspaper and gluing them into place. The lack of an author's name on the cover was deliberate, as was the fact that the ebook starts immediately without the usual preamble blurb.
A Sincere Warning... was written as a letter to you, the reader, from the previous resident at your home. With that in mind, I thought it would be fun to also offer an alternative, premium edition: an actual letter, personalised to you and snail-mailed to your home! Why not? That's got to be fun, right? I honestly expected one in 500 buyers of the ebook to order these Paper Editions, but initially the Kindle and Paper Editions were neck-and-neck in terms of sales! I reacted to this unexpected demand by grabbing the URL ScaryLetter.com. I also grabbed ScaryLetters.com, so perhaps there may be another Scary Letter story in 2013/4, who knows...
6) LIBERTY CLOTHES
This is my latest TV spec pilot, a non-genre piece about a female drug addict who leaves prison and struggles to stay clean and reconnect with her addiction counsellor husband and embittered teenage daughter. Again, this will be waved under the noses of production companies in 2013.
Ah! Interesting one, this. To celebrate the UK DVD release of
[REC] Genesis, the third film in the excellent Spanish horror series, I worked alongside
Fetch Publicity to create a ludicrous and ambitious piece of Twitter theatre on August 31. It involved over 20 'performers': Twitter folk such as
Emily Booth,
Tony Lee,
Michael Moran,
Pete Shorney and
Richard Dinnick, who mostly became demonically possessed during the story's seven-hour (!) running time, switching their avatars to depict horrific versions of themselves and tweeting all kinds of Satanic nonsense.
I planned the narrative in advance, step by step, minute by minute. I also became one of the performers and pretended to be throwing a party in my flat that day. At midday, I scoffed at a
YouTube warning from Fetch Publicity not to touch their infected [REC] Genesis screener discs, and became infected when I did just that. So did my girlfriend Esther and all the party guests who turned up, one by one. The story climaxed in the early evening, when retired Spanish exorcist
@HolyHombre, a made-up Twitter character I had based on the priest from [REC] Genesis and introduced earlier that week (apologies again to those who liked him and were disappointed to learn he wasn't real), heroically came to the rescue of the final guest, scream queen Emily Booth, in the building which was now under quarantine lockdown.
Oh God, it was a hoot to do. A nervewracking hoot, mind. Would all 20 performers do what they were supposed to do, at the right time? Would any or all of them back out at the last minute? I'm proud to say none of them did and they were all brilliant. The story went pretty much like clockwork. The impact was really hammered home not only by those gruesome avatars, not to mention a few tweeted-as-if-from-the-scene photographs equally doctored by the geniuses at
GV Film.
At one point that day, #RECVirus trended in the UK, no small feat for an indie 'production'. I was really pleased by how many people enjoyed it and even joined in, many following the whole thing from start to finish. Of course, plenty of people either ignored or actively disliked it, which is fine: it was, after all, a bit much. When you follow folk on Twitter, chances are you're not banking on an epic, sustained piece of theatre. That's generally not what you signed up for and I could understand why some might believe such a promotion to be an indulgent abuse of the medium. It might well have been, but that's certainly no reason not to do it, just the once. I doubt I'd use my Twitter account in that way again, but #RECVirus was a fun anomaly and a successful blast. You can see
the Storified tweets here.
8) DEAD ROOTS
I've always liked comics but never got around to doing much writing for them (beyond the Eleventh Doctor story Earworm for Doctor Who Adventures magazine, which you can read for free here on this site.) This changed in 2012 when smart and switched-on editor Mike Garley got in touch about a new zombie anthology series called Dead Roots he was putting together. To be perfectly honest, I very much suffer from post-28 Days Later zombie fatigue, but that merely posed more of a challenge to try and find a different story to tell. The result is the seven-page Consumed, with brilliant art from Sarah Gordon. You'll get a chance to see it in 2013 and I hope you 'enjoy'. It's really quite grim. See below for a preview of Page One, minus speech bubbles and wordage.
9) DOCTOR WHO: UNIT DOMINION
This epic Big Finish production emerged in October. A four-hour mini series of audio plays which I wrote alongside Nicholas Briggs, Dominion stars the mighty Sylvester McCoy as the Seventh Doctor and The Thick Of It/Inbetweeners star Alex McQueen as the mysterious Future Doctor. There are also a several popular Big Finish characters involved, such as Elizabeth Klein and Raine Creevy, plus various new military types. It was so exciting to be involved with such an ambitious project, create new monsters like the Skyheads, Lava Spiders and marauding Cubes, and of course write for not just one, but two Doctors. I've been delighted by positive fan response to this audaciously globe-spanning affair and it's very nice indeed, as we enter Doctor Who's 50th anniversary year, to have a brand new release on the shelves.
Top genre site Bloody Disgusting let the lion out of the bag in October, reporting on the presence of a British feature film called Safari at the American Film Market. This is a script I've written for Round Table Productions, working up a fully fleshed story from their original brief and having a great time collaborating with script editor Ellis Freeman. I shouldn't say much more about it at this point, other than to confirm that it will be a horror film and is almost certainly much what you might think it is from that title! Gnash, munch, roar. We hope to have it shooting in 2013.
OTHER SLICES AND OH DEAR GOD, WHAT NEXT?
What next, for 2013? Some of the chunks above, like New TV Thing, Liberty Clothes and Safari, are obviously ongoing. I'm slowly but surely writing two non-fiction ebooks. The first is a big old pep-talk called 101 Writers' Fears And How To Deal With Them, while the second is a presently-untitled collection of my favourite articles I wrote as a rock journalist, back in the mists of time. This will include such merry tales as the time I found myself surrounded by angry men with submachine guns in Vatican City.
Have the finest of all possible New Years. If you're a writer, then please ensure you attack 2013 with maximum zest and passion, or I shall hunt you down and physically force you into the Devil's toast rack. And you won't like that.
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Want to feel afraid in your own home? My 10,000-word short story
A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home can help. Presented as a letter to YOU which is delivered to YOUR house, this grave warning from the previous resident tells you things you
really don't want to hear.
A Sincere Warning... can be purchased as a low-cost ebook or as a uniquely personalised physical letter which is mailed to your home address! Full details at
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My horror novella
Beast In The Basement is a dark, twisted tale of obsession, revenge, censorship, blame culture and parental responsibility. In a big house in the countryside, an increasingly unstable author toils over a new hotly-anticipated novel which will close the best-selling trilogy of Jade Nexus books. A violent incident tips him into a downward spiral with horrific consequences. Read it before someone spoilers you!
Beast is available for Kindle (which can be read on most devices) at
Amazon UK,
Amazon US and more.
More details here.
My Amazon-acclaimed non-fiction ebook
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Amazon UK,
Amazon US and
Amazon Germany, among others. You can also buy it direct from me, in a Triple Pack of all three major file-types (PDF, ePub, Kindle), via PayPal.
Full details here, you splendid individual.
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