Q: Doctor, I'm working on a treatment for a feature-length movie. Is it best to use the 12pt Courier font? I've heard it's frowned upon by some industry types...A: Shut the fuck up! Next!
Q: Doctor, Act One went like a breeze. Wrote it in 48 hours. But Act Two is proving to be a real quagmire. Very tricky indeed. In fact, I'm starting to doubt the whole concept of a thriller set among the Eskimo community. Should I press ahead with it, or ditch the project?
A: Shut the fuck up! Next!
Q: Doctor, what's best: Final Draft or --
A: Shut the fuck up! Next!
Next Time: Father Dougal McGuire answers your queries.
4 comments:
Denis Leary is always going to be harsh!
Remember to tell Father Dougal that the cows are FAR away. Good luck with explaining the nuns to him.
Doctor Denis Leary: I don't know, I've stopped being funny since Bill Hicks died and I've got no one to steal material off anymore.
Andy - yeah, but which cows are close again? I get confused myself.
Oi, Barron. Back to that script. Only two days left!
One and a half - I've just finished breakfast and already it's lunchtime.
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