What you must do now, my cheeky little delights, is head to the Funny Or Die link below and proclaim how funny you find Cock & Balls, which is rapidly becoming the signature tune for the up-and-coming sketch show Splendid, for which I pen amusement. If it's found funny enough, we win a speedboat, or something.
Witness Cock & Balls here. As its title suggests, it ain't safe for work.
4 comments:
Jason, as a word wrangler I'm sure you know how stubborn Vagina can be. It's hard to find a good fit, vis-a-vis a lyric's rhyme, meter, and tempo. Sometimes you want to slip it on in there but you can't find a good opening. Let's face it: handling Vagina can get a bit hairy, even for the veteran wordsmith.
To assist those struggling to position their Vagina, here's the lyricist's shortlist for rhyming Vagina:
"coal miner"
"nothing finer"
"Gertrude Steiner"
"China"
"co-signer"
'Splendid' chose "There's nothing finer, to put in your--", and I think it's a perfectly splendid line.
Dogs, er , Bollocks, really!
Voted for it - so can I have ride in the boat when you get it?
p.s. rhymer - er, there's one.
And "munching the love diner" "owned by a whiner"
"sold in Carolina" "drives a Morris Minor" - er, there's a couple more.
Don't forget to credit...
There said it.
I know George Bernard Shaw had many, many problems with his vaginal rhymes. Presumably that's why he settled for 'minge' instead.
I voted.
Not telling you which way though.
Funny. But also, stuck in my bloody head now. Damn you.
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