What you must do now, my cheeky little delights, is head to the Funny Or Die link below and proclaim how funny you find Cock & Balls, which is rapidly becoming the signature tune for the up-and-coming sketch show Splendid, for which I pen amusement. If it's found funny enough, we win a speedboat, or something.
Witness Cock & Balls here. As its title suggests, it ain't safe for work.
Jason, as a word wrangler I'm sure you know how stubborn Vagina can be. It's hard to find a good fit, vis-a-vis a lyric's rhyme, meter, and tempo. Sometimes you want to slip it on in there but you can't find a good opening. Let's face it: handling Vagina can get a bit hairy, even for the veteran wordsmith.
ReplyDeleteTo assist those struggling to position their Vagina, here's the lyricist's shortlist for rhyming Vagina:
"coal miner"
"nothing finer"
"Gertrude Steiner"
"China"
"co-signer"
'Splendid' chose "There's nothing finer, to put in your--", and I think it's a perfectly splendid line.
Dogs, er , Bollocks, really!
ReplyDeleteVoted for it - so can I have ride in the boat when you get it?
p.s. rhymer - er, there's one.
And "munching the love diner" "owned by a whiner"
"sold in Carolina" "drives a Morris Minor" - er, there's a couple more.
Don't forget to credit...
There said it.
I know George Bernard Shaw had many, many problems with his vaginal rhymes. Presumably that's why he settled for 'minge' instead.
ReplyDeleteI voted.
Not telling you which way though.
Funny. But also, stuck in my bloody head now. Damn you.
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